{"id":687,"date":"2009-06-24T06:41:49","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T11:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gridironstuds.com\/blog\/?p=687"},"modified":"2009-06-24T06:42:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T11:42:34","slug":"some-funny-things-i-read-about-jeff-luc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/some-funny-things-i-read-about-jeff-luc\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Funny Things I Read About Jeff Luc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gridironstuds.com\/detail.php?ret=1&amp;id=82\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Jeff Luc highlight video\" src=\"http:\/\/tbn1.google.com\/images?q=tbn:G03t_SUY52w1xM:http:\/\/media.scout.com\/media\/image\/68\/680335.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"109\" height=\"133\" \/><\/a>Found these sayings about Jeff Luc online and found them to be funny.  I thought I would share them with our readers.  Kudos to the person that put these together:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeff Luc ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeff Luc doesn&#8217;t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one  pin and the other nine faint.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Jeff Luc knocked one of the corners off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jeff Luc lives in Florida.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jeff Luc  pajamas.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Simply by pulling on both ends, Jeff Luc can stretch  diamonds back into coal.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; When Jeff Luc does a pushup, he isn&#8217;t lifting himself up,  he&#8217;s pushing the Earth down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; There is no such thing as global warming. Jeff Luc was cold,  so he turned the sun up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The last thing you hear before Jeff Luc hits you? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeff Luc uses a night light. Not because he is  afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jeff Luc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Jeff Luc.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeff Luc once got into a knife fight&#8230;the knife lost.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeff Luc has never forced a fumble,  he just strongly recommends it and they always comply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found these sayings about Jeff Luc online and found them to be funny. I thought I would share<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[203,20,22],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-high-school","tag-2010-linebackers","tag-jeff-luc","tag-top-2010-recruits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gridironstuds.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}