Found these sayings about Jeff Luc online and found them to be funny. I thought I would share them with our readers. Kudos to the person that put these together:
– Jeff Luc ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
– Jeff Luc doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
– The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Jeff Luc knocked one of the corners off.
– There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Jeff Luc lives in Florida.
– Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jeff Luc pajamas.
– Simply by pulling on both ends, Jeff Luc can stretch diamonds back into coal.
– When Jeff Luc does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
– There is no such thing as global warming. Jeff Luc was cold, so he turned the sun up.
– The last thing you hear before Jeff Luc hits you? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
– Jeff Luc uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Jeff Luc.
– When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Jeff Luc.
– Jeff Luc once got into a knife fight…the knife lost.
– Jeff Luc has never forced a fumble, he just strongly recommends it and they always comply.
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